A Promise Ring That Will Make You Scream 'I Do!'

Jeanne Sager

promise ringVirgins of the world, unite. Finally there's a promise ring that won't leave you lolling in lust until "I do" finally comes around.

Because what's more empowering than holding on to your virginity until marriage than holding on to your virginity and finding your own path to pleasure town?

Introducing ... the promise ring vibrator. It comes in pink! Or purple!

Holy abstinence Batman!

Technically a traditional bullet vibe, the promise ring vibe caught my eye over at Eden Fantasy because of the name. But it seems to have the backing of some real testers.

vibrating promise ringThe "ring" is actually the control mechanism for the vibrator. Connected by the traditional wire (when are these things going to go wireless?) to the vibrating bullet, the ring is wrapped around the finger, which can then squeeze to adjust the speed.

Super cheap at $18.99, it's even teenage virgin affordable!

And now for the even better news. If you've picked an abstinence pledge because you're religious, there are a host of them that are into purity but all about the (self) pleasure.

Even Dr. James Dobson of Focus on the Family, "homosexuals are Satan" fame, has said straight out:

"It is my opinion that masturbation is not much of an issue with God. It is a normal part of adolescence which involves no one else. It does not cause disease. It does not produce babies, and Jesus did not mention it in the Bible. I'm not telling you to masturbate, and I hope you won't feel the need for it. But if you do, it is my opinion that you should not struggle with guilt over it. Why do I tell you this? Because I deal with so many Christian young people who are torn apart with guilt over masturbation; they want to stop and just can't. I would like to help you avoid that agony."

Of course, if you're following the Christine O'Donnell train, you're still screwed ... or rather decidedly un-screwed. But happy orgasms to the rest of you.


Image via Eden Fantasy

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