No case of the Mondays can't be fixed with a little bit of lovin'. So how about some soothing words from Ask Dad?
My hubs bought me a vibrator ... what's he trying to say?!
Why look a gift c**k in the mouth? It's really incredibly sweet when you consider it. Think about what he had to go through just to buy the thing: Choosing it, maybe asking for help first, having to wait in line with other buyers of toys and porn, averting the gazes of other shoppers, having to wait while the cashier tested it, as they often do since it's nonreturnable.
Hard to think of a gift that's more of a chore for a man. Way more impressive than lingerie.
And yes, it is nonreturnable (trust me), so you're going to have to live with it. Plus, like that gaudy jewelry he probably gave you once, he's going to expect to see it on, er, in you.
So maybe we should take a look at his reasoning. Some possibilities:
Regardless of the reason, be happy you have a man that puts your pleasure at a premium. And let us know how everything shakes out.
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