The Fatter the Man, the Better the Sex

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Ladies, if you've been putting your hubby on a diet, you may want to rethink that plan. Turns out?

Fat men are better in bed.

Researchers at Erciyes University in Kayseri, Turkey, studied body mass index (BMI) and male sexual performance and discovered that fat men have better staying power than their slimmer counterparts. No joke.

Heavier men have sex for 7.3 minutes on average (what a treat!), while thinner men hold on for ... wait for it ... wait for it ...108 seconds.

Bring on the bacon, baby.

Seriously, this is insane. Do I want my husband to last longer and possibly die while he's inside me, or do I want him to last less than two minutes and never give me what I came for (pun intended)?

A dilemma of the highest magnitude.

Aesthetically, fat men are no great shakes. Sorry Drew Carey. I just can't do it. I love a cut man whose body shows the work he puts in at the gym. I like a man who looks fit and healthy and trim. 

Here in the United States, where so many people (nearly 67 percent, in fact) have an unhealthy body mass, this news must be welcome.

Of course, it also raises the question: Is staying power really what defines "good in bed"? I daresay that definition would be different for every woman, but for me, it has a lot more to do with a combination of confidence, intelligence, and a willingness to explore. To each their own, though.

People who want sex to go long should look for fat guys. Maybe Peter Paul Rubens had the right idea after all. So, let's all get fat and have hours of sex! We may have heart attacks and not live to 35, but at least we'll have tons of good sex first!

What do you make of this study?


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rachblue rachblue

Maybe.. or at lest for the few who can achieve an erection in the first place. more than one researcher has found obesity to be amongst  leading causes for ED.


So if your chubby hubby can get a chubby then your in for rocking good time. not quite stairway to heaven but just a few cords shy LOL  

xavie... xavierlogan09

my ex was super thin. he weighed less than me and i weigh 115. he would only last a couple of minutes. my df has a few extra pounds and last about ten minutes. so i think in some cases this can be true.

Death... Deathlilly

While that maybe be true, that same fat will have me suffocating and gasping for air (not in a good way) by the time he DOES finish.


Besides, longer DOESN'T mean better, its just that when it IS good we want it to last forever ;)

Isabel Guillen

really 7.5 minutes? That's not nearly enough for me.. My hubby is on the chubby side, not too fat, but he lasts about 1-2 hours and the sex is great!

ajbro... ajbrownies

1-2 hours?? Good night nurse! I saw an episode of Oprah where Dr. Oz old guys for every 50 lbs they lose they gain a half-inch down there... so maybe there are pros on both sides of the fat coin.

joey125 joey125

Some fat men try harder in bed (or actually pay attention to wants, needs, all the good stuff) where as some men who are built or have great bods just rely on their looks. Tis true.

nonmember avatar nonmember

SEXIST DRIVEL.. GET SERIOUS MRS. WORSHAM.. YOU'RE REPORTING ON RESEARCH DONE IN TURKEY.. I'D PUT EVEN MONEY ON THEIR UNIVERSITY RESEARCHERS THERE EMPLOYING USE OF A SLIDE RULE & A SUNDIAL FOR THESE RESULTS.. NEXT TIME REPORT ON STUDIES DONE IN NORTHERN SIBERIA..

CafeS... CafeSasha

Wow. Way to be ethnocenric "nonmember."

Grant... GrantsMom83

thats not true. I have had men who were in great shape last forever it seemed (it was great..not a yawner lol) and well my dh is a little over weight and it does'nt last that long. so no, i do not think it's true. I find it opposite.

emmas... emmasmama2007

This is only one study. The last guy I dated was in shape and lasted for like an hour. I haven't had any chubby guys so I wouldn't know about their performance lol.

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