Err... who am I dating again? Let me state the obvious: Kim Kardashian is famous for being really hot and dating other really hot people. Now, she's confirmed her latest hunk of the moment for all (five?) of you out there who are holding your breath ...
Yesterday, EOnline.com reported Kardashian saying that she's "definitely dating" Miles Austin. You know, hunky wide receiver for the Dallas Cowboys. But I'm sure all Cowboys fans are praying that Kardashian won't have the same effect on their team as Jessica Simpson.
It seems that he may even make an appearance or two on season 5 of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, which premieres on August 22.
Kim says of her relationship with Austin:
"He's in the middle of his football season and he's focused and I'm just trying to have fun and take everything really slow."
Sounds like the reality show maven finally may have found romantic bliss. But, just to keep things interesting, multiple sources are saying otherwise.
Life & Style quotes Kim saying she's single again! Totally dismissing the rumors about Austin appearing on the show, Kim reportedly said, "I think this is the first time I've ever really been single filming the show .... You'll see me single and having a good time."
On top of that, according to USMagazine, Kim "might go on a date" with Chace Crawford, apparently after hitting it off with him at the Teen Choice Awards. And she also cleared up that she isn't dating Justin Bieber or Cristiano Ronaldo.
Poor, poor Kim. So many guys, so little time. Though, in my opinion, going to Bieber after dating the likes of Ronaldo, Austin, and Bush is flat-out laughable.
It seems that her publicist or PR agency or whoever's controlling her life is having her plant these various rumors to get people like me to write about her. And I can't think of a better way to make headlines before the premiere of her reality show. Honestly, how else would she do it? With her talent?
She could always make a sex tape -- oh wait, she already did that. Maybe the next step is for her to go broke and auction off all her possessions.
So maybe once and for all, the premiere of Keeping Up With the Kardashians will show us who Kim is really dating and if she did indeed break up with Austin. And, of course, the most important question of all remains: Do we really care?
Will you be watching Keeping Up With the Kardashians on August 22?
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