I'm going on vacation next week with my husband. Alone. No kids. We're flying to Las Vegas, so I started thinking about what kind of fun, new sex toy I could take with me. We're not checking our bags so it has to be small and light.
I'd read that Amazon.com was a good place to purchase sex toys and I headed over there to do some shopping. Wow, so many choices. So much excitement!
Here are my five favorite picks, all fitting my size and weight requirements, and pretty inexpensive on top of it:
The Screaming O Bullet Mini Vibrator ($5): Teeny tiny! This bullet vibrator is waterproof and comes in different colors. Have some fun in the tub. Weight: 3 ounces.
Berman Center Athena Waterproof Mini Massager ($7): Another waterproof vibe, this massager comes with four interchangeable silicone tips that are ribbed differently for your pleasure. Weight: 4 ounces.
Doc Johnson i-Vibe Pocket Rocket Vibrator ($23): A pocket rocket! This vibrator comes with two cap choices: a textured plastic one or, underneath, a metal nubby one. Definitely not boring. Weight: 2.2 ounces.
Lelo Lily Massager ($69): A uniquely shaped massager meant to be an extension of your hand! Very feminine. It has five stimulation modes, is rechargeable, and comes in different colors. Weight: 10 ounces.
Little Chroma ($125): Made from aluminum! It's also dishwasher-safe, has a replaceable motor, and can be used at a depth up to 10 times deeper than your bathtub. Skinny dipping anyone? Weight: 3.2 ounces.
Now I really can't wait to go on my trip. But I must remember to take the batteries out of my new toys before I pack them. It would be embarrassing, especially for my husband, if one started buzzing and airport security wanted to know what it was.
Would you take one of these on your next romantic vacation? If so, which one?
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