Victoria's Secret model Miranda Kerr and the second sexiest pirate Orlando Bloom tied the knot in a super secret wedding ceremony. Millions of hearts are breaking now that these two are off the market. And this may knock Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem off their post as the sexiest married couple.
Lots of rumors have been swirling around about Miranda having a little Bloom on the way, but Miranda denies it. And I'm not going to add to the pressure so many newlyweds get from family about how soon a baby will be coming. Though Miranda has expressed her love of kids.
"I have always been very open about wanting to be a mother one day and I've always thought Orlando would be a great dad," Us Weekly reported.
And as if I wasn't jealous enough of her for being as gorgeous as she is and having Orlando as a hubby (though I think my hubs is just as hot), she said:
"My ideal situation would be to live on a farm in a solar-powered house with a hammock and a vegetable patch. When this is all over, that's where I'll be. I've always wanted kids, so someday, eventually, yes, it will happen."
Doesn't a hammock overlooking a veggie patch sound sublime? So does a honeymoon -- which is where Miranda and Orlando are celebrating their marriage right now. No word on where, but I'll bet it's somewhere tropical.