Jennifer Aniston has been a tabloid staple since her Rachel haircut had all of us ladies storming the beauty shop. No matter what (or who) the ex-Mrs. Pitt does, she just can't seem to stay out of the spotlight.
So here are 5 things I can assume about Jennifer Aniston's love life based on this week's latest Aniston-news.
1) I'm so dying to have a baby, I hope you're ready to make one. Oh, and we must have it splashed across the tabloids every three to five weeks. Just so you, and everyone else, continues to know I REALLY want to have a baby.
2) Or a puppy.
3) Please get in line behind John Mayer, Gerard Butler, Jason Sudeikis . . . wait a minute. Who am I having a baby with this week?
4) You realize that every 9 months or so I get back together with Brad, and Angie is furious, right?
5) You'd better stay on Team Jen.
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