What sexual things should everyone experience before they die? And how does someone who married young rank against those who didn't?
I got married at 25 and started dating my husband seriously at 23.
Prior to that, I was in two very serious relationships (both of which ended in engagements) over several years and those three men sum up the grand total of my sexual experience. But what I lack in number of partners, I like to think I make up for in enthusiasm and can-do excitement.
I know I lucked out when I met Rob, so I would trade a few wild and crazy sexual experiences for the really good one of meeting my soul mate at 23 (actually, we met at 10) -- but this idea of "sexual bucket lists" does intrigue me.
Ninety percent of these can be done in the context of a loving, safe marriage (like mine). The rest, alas, I will have to leave to the single gals among us. But here is a list of 50 sexual must-dos before you die.
- Kiss a girl
- Have anal
- Have a threesome
- Engage in group sex
- Have phone sex
- Masturbate
- Use a vibrator
- Use a sex toy on someone else
- Be tied up
- Tie someone up
- Have sex in a public space
- Be a voyeur and watch others having sex (live, porn does not count)
- Sex in a car
- Sex at a drive-in
- Mile-high club
- Sex with a stranger
- One-night stand
- Married sex (the best kind, in my opinion)
- Sex on a boat
- Sex in a body of water
- Light spanking
- Read erotica
- Play strip poker/Monopoly/card game
- Sex in the shower
- Sex standing up against a wall
- Sex with no kissing
- Sex in the pitch black
- Sex in the broad daylight
- Making out with no sex long after you're no longer a virgin
- Sex in a tent in the wilderness
- Watch porn together
- Watch porn alone
- Learn to give yourself multiple orgasms
- Sex on the beach
- Blindfolds
- Using ice sexually
- Sexual role play
- Whipped cream
- La Perla lingerie sex
- Frederick's of Hollywood lingerie sex
- Sex with someone much older
- Sex with someone younger (legal!)
- Sex in a foreign country, possibly with a foreigner
- A quickie in a skirt
- A longie in the rain
- Sex in the ocean while people swim all around you
- Feather ticklers
- Sex while "altered" whether by alcohol or something else
- Learn to orgasm in less than five minutes from intercourse alone
- Silent sex in a full house
How many have you done? And what's on your bucket list?
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Well some of them I won't be able to do cause I'm happily married and that would mean cheating! LOL
Wow...some of these people are a bit ridiculous with the STD comments. I mean come on...not every sexual encounter results in an STD. Please people!! Honestly some are very prude here. I'm sorry that you think I'm a whore for even trying any of these items on the list.
38... i have some work to do.. some of this shit is so stupid though
Totally not a prude, but have no desire to kiss a chick, have a threesome, and certainly not group sex. If it's all between consenting adults and nobody is trying to shove something down my throat (pun intened) then it's up to you if you think an orgy (that is group sex) and invited the oppositie sex into bed with your husband/partner then you might want to rethink the longevity of the relationship. At some point (typically) someone finds it less appealing than the other and it causes all kinds of relationship problem. Seriously, do you want your partner to actively think about doing it with someone else rather than you first. Sure they may already, but when you actually allow your partner into someone else or you allow someone to have that type of relationship with your partner gives away something that is too valuable than getting your kicks.
There are many ways to get kicks without sex with strangers. My hubby and I climbed untop of a rock quarry and found this huge boulder, more shaped like an alter. Now that will definately give both of us a bit of something to remember between the two of us. The only thing we caught were a few mosquito bits.
To each his/her own. I just wonder about 39 and 40. Does it really matter what kind of lingerie you wear? I can honestly say Ive done most of those and more than half were done since I became married. Just FYI, Ive never cheated and neither has my husband and both of us are STD free.
I did all fifty at scout camp when I was thirteen.
"This seems to have been written by a hell dweller prospect. People are so corrupt in their minds."
THIS IS THE BEST COMMENT EVER!!!!!!!
everyone should just calm the eff down!!! if it's not for you then good don't read or comment. it's supposed to be a lighthearted and fun article. some people need a hobby besides their computers
*sighs Thanks, i've got my own list
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"This seems to have been written by a hell dweller prospect. People are so corrupt in their minds."
THIS IS THE BEST COMMENT EVER!!!!!!!