What sexual things should everyone experience before they die? And how does someone who married young rank against those who didn't?
I got married at 25 and started dating my husband seriously at 23.
Prior to that, I was in two very serious relationships (both of which ended in engagements) over several years and those three men sum up the grand total of my sexual experience. But what I lack in number of partners, I like to think I make up for in enthusiasm and can-do excitement.
I know I lucked out when I met Rob, so I would trade a few wild and crazy sexual experiences for the really good one of meeting my soul mate at 23 (actually, we met at 10) -- but this idea of "sexual bucket lists" does intrigue me.
Ninety percent of these can be done in the context of a loving, safe marriage (like mine). The rest, alas, I will have to leave to the single gals among us. But here is a list of 50 sexual must-dos before you die.
- Kiss a girl
- Have anal
- Have a threesome
- Engage in group sex
- Have phone sex
- Masturbate
- Use a vibrator
- Use a sex toy on someone else
- Be tied up
- Tie someone up
- Have sex in a public space
- Be a voyeur and watch others having sex (live, porn does not count)
- Sex in a car
- Sex at a drive-in
- Mile-high club
- Sex with a stranger
- One-night stand
- Married sex (the best kind, in my opinion)
- Sex on a boat
- Sex in a body of water
- Light spanking
- Read erotica
- Play strip poker/Monopoly/card game
- Sex in the shower
- Sex standing up against a wall
- Sex with no kissing
- Sex in the pitch black
- Sex in the broad daylight
- Making out with no sex long after you're no longer a virgin
- Sex in a tent in the wilderness
- Watch porn together
- Watch porn alone
- Learn to give yourself multiple orgasms
- Sex on the beach
- Blindfolds
- Using ice sexually
- Sexual role play
- Whipped cream
- La Perla lingerie sex
- Frederick's of Hollywood lingerie sex
- Sex with someone much older
- Sex with someone younger (legal!)
- Sex in a foreign country, possibly with a foreigner
- A quickie in a skirt
- A longie in the rain
- Sex in the ocean while people swim all around you
- Feather ticklers
- Sex while "altered" whether by alcohol or something else
- Learn to orgasm in less than five minutes from intercourse alone
- Silent sex in a full house
How many have you done? And what's on your bucket list?
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.....AND THE FINAL BUCKET...GET AN STD THAT DOESN'T GO AWAY OR PUTS YOU ON YOUR DEATHBED.....THE ULTIMATE BUCKET ITEM. HALF OF THOSE ITEMS MIGHT DESTROY YOUR MARRIAGE ALSO. SAD THAT THIS IS THE STATE OF JOURNALISM AND ITS WHAT THE YOUNG CONSIDER THE NORM.
There is nothing more wonderfully exciting as the scent and taste of a woman, especially during her orgasms.
I could ad at least 50 more since I am a man of course, that is because pleasuring a woman is one of the greatest joys men or women can ever experience. The female body is so incredibly beautiful.
I am so very, very thankful for women in all their glory in every possible way, sexually and everything else of beauty that they are and give. Women, I love you all in one way or another!!!!
These comments are HILARIOUS! Holy cow!
Wow. These comments are great. I do not, however, want to be a nymphomaniac. Does anyone really want to have an addiction that wreaks havoc on their lives? Jeesh. And also, let's try to remember that everyone lives their own lives and there is protection against many STDs. This list was meant to be light and get people talking about sex. It was not meant to encourage people to sleep with everyone they see. If you read between the lines, you will note that most of these are just fun things you can do with the partner who have for 36 years. Let's also try to be respectful and not use judgemental terms like "prude" or "slut." Because really, they are just mean. None of us knows anything about what anyone else really does in bed, so let's try to talk about ourselves instead of casting aspersions.
Wow, Ladies...judgemental much?
Holy shit, I can't believe the people that commented here. I'm a happily married woman, and I can HONESTLY say i've done 36 of those things. NO group sex, or watched other people have sex.
But I did kiss a girl, read and watched erotica, (hello... harlequin romances....) Altered sex... PLEASE you've never had a few drinks and had sex? REALLY?!
and I'm not saying I LIKE it but honestly, if the rectum was not designed to be used for some sort of sexual pleasure, why is there an erogenous zone there? in BOTH men and women? Yup ladies, that's right, we have TWO G-spots. I've tried it because hubby asked me to, and it's not that big of a deal as long as your guy knows what the hell he's doing.
I have only done about 24 of these and i'm about to turn 31... meh! lol
How perverted can the author be! The author should put all 50 of the ideas in the bucket and stick the bucket where the sun doesn't shine. What a sick society ours has become. How sad.
This seems to have been written by a hell dweller prospect. People are so corrupt in their minds.
Barbara: Ever given oral? Ahem. The mouth is not designed to be a sexual orifice.
*pushes up her snooty-mcsnootypants glasses*