What sexual things should everyone experience before they die? And how does someone who married young rank against those who didn't?
I got married at 25 and started dating my husband seriously at 23.
Prior to that, I was in two very serious relationships (both of which ended in engagements) over several years and those three men sum up the grand total of my sexual experience. But what I lack in number of partners, I like to think I make up for in enthusiasm and can-do excitement.
I know I lucked out when I met Rob, so I would trade a few wild and crazy sexual experiences for the really good one of meeting my soul mate at 23 (actually, we met at 10) -- but this idea of "sexual bucket lists" does intrigue me.
Ninety percent of these can be done in the context of a loving, safe marriage (like mine). The rest, alas, I will have to leave to the single gals among us. But here is a list of 50 sexual must-dos before you die.
- Kiss a girl
- Have anal
- Have a threesome
- Engage in group sex
- Have phone sex
- Masturbate
- Use a vibrator
- Use a sex toy on someone else
- Be tied up
- Tie someone up
- Have sex in a public space
- Be a voyeur and watch others having sex (live, porn does not count)
- Sex in a car
- Sex at a drive-in
- Mile-high club
- Sex with a stranger
- One-night stand
- Married sex (the best kind, in my opinion)
- Sex on a boat
- Sex in a body of water
- Light spanking
- Read erotica
- Play strip poker/Monopoly/card game
- Sex in the shower
- Sex standing up against a wall
- Sex with no kissing
- Sex in the pitch black
- Sex in the broad daylight
- Making out with no sex long after you're no longer a virgin
- Sex in a tent in the wilderness
- Watch porn together
- Watch porn alone
- Learn to give yourself multiple orgasms
- Sex on the beach
- Blindfolds
- Using ice sexually
- Sexual role play
- Whipped cream
- La Perla lingerie sex
- Frederick's of Hollywood lingerie sex
- Sex with someone much older
- Sex with someone younger (legal!)
- Sex in a foreign country, possibly with a foreigner
- A quickie in a skirt
- A longie in the rain
- Sex in the ocean while people swim all around you
- Feather ticklers
- Sex while "altered" whether by alcohol or something else
- Learn to orgasm in less than five minutes from intercourse alone
- Silent sex in a full house
How many have you done? And what's on your bucket list?
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Ah.....no thanks!
well, you can still have sex with others as long as you take the protection of keeping clean "basic soap and water" helps to start the idea!!! :) I have never had any STD in my life I have been around the world on travels and along the way enjoy my LIFE with others..( female only) I am always very selective of those I am with and I do know who they are up to a piont..I know you can never know everything! But enjoylife or otherwise you might as well lock yourself up in your house
I have done 41 of the 50, not too shabby
37 of them LOL!
and No I DONT have STD's and Yes Anal feels good...
Please For your lady parts...DONT HAVE SEX IN unclean bodies of water...ocean included.
Alas!. Passionate sex.
Well if the two races are ever going to meet in agreement on anything then let me be the first to rais up (and yes there is a pun there) and be the instrument of peace understanding and self sacrifice by offering my self to the female race as to help in the quest for this bucket list you seek. But there is one more and far more important thing that should have been the first of 51 things to do. And that is you must take a number or I wont be able to assist all of you in the order that you arrived. Oh and you will have to call me Big Boy and let me get on top, I can also furnish a list of referances if nedded Ok lets begin shall we, Now serving number one.
DUMBEST LIST I'VE EVER SEEN. GET A GRIP. SURELY DESIGNED FROM A WANNA BE NYMPHOMANIAC.
I can happily claim 44!! Happily because each one of the 44 were amazing, thrilling and delicious!
I am a 55 year old male and have done 40 of those listed, although some I cannot as they relate to women only. Also some I think could be more inclusive such as the one about watching someone else have sex, it should include being watched having sex. As I have had a female friend sit and just watch an ex GF and I have sex, she only watched and did not join in.
Anyway, it doesn't surprise me how many comments there are from women who seem to be so against anything sexual that isn't just the vanilla sex that they seem to think is a woman's duty, rather than thinking of sex as being a joy for both men and women.
Myself my greatest joy and satisfaction comes from pleasing a woman, nothing turns me on more than to satisfy her every passionate desire!