The Sexual Bucket List: 50 Things to Do Sexually Before You Die

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sexual bucket listWhat sexual things should everyone experience before they die? And how does someone who married young rank against those who didn't?

I got married at 25 and started dating my husband seriously at 23.

Prior to that, I was in two very serious relationships (both of which ended in engagements) over several years and those three men sum up the grand total of my sexual experience. But what I lack in number of partners, I like to think I make up for in enthusiasm and can-do excitement.

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I know I lucked out when I met Rob, so I would trade a few wild and crazy sexual experiences for the really good one of meeting my soul mate at 23 (actually, we met at 10) -- but this idea of "sexual bucket lists" does intrigue me.

Ninety percent of these can be done in the context of a loving, safe marriage (like mine). The rest, alas, I will have to leave to the single gals among us. But here is a list of 50 sexual must-dos before you die.

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  1. Kiss a girl
  2. Have anal
  3. Have a threesome
  4. Engage in group sex
  5. Have phone sex
  6. Masturbate
  7. Use a vibrator
  8. Use a sex toy on someone else
  9. Be tied up
  10. Tie someone up
  11. Have sex in a public space
  12. Be a voyeur and watch others having sex (live, porn does not count)
  13. Sex in a car
  14. Sex at a drive-in
  15. Mile-high club
  16. Sex with a stranger
  17. One-night stand
  18. Married sex (the best kind, in my opinion)
  19. Sex on a boat
  20. Sex in a body of water
  21. Light spanking
  22. Read erotica
  23. Play strip poker/Monopoly/card game
  24. Sex in the shower
  25. Sex standing up against a wall
  26. Sex with no kissing
  27. Sex in the pitch black
  28. Sex in the broad daylight
  29. Making out with no sex long after you're no longer a virgin
  30. Sex in a tent in the wilderness
  31. Watch porn together
  32. Watch porn alone
  33. Learn to give yourself multiple orgasms
  34. Sex on the beach
  35. Blindfolds
  36. Using ice sexually
  37. Sexual role play
  38. Whipped cream
  39. La Perla lingerie sex
  40. Frederick's of Hollywood lingerie sex
  41. Sex with someone much older
  42. Sex with someone younger (legal!)
  43. Sex in a foreign country, possibly with a foreigner
  44. A quickie in a skirt
  45. A longie in the rain
  46. Sex in the ocean while people swim all around you
  47. Feather ticklers
  48. Sex while "altered" whether by alcohol or something else
  49. Learn to orgasm in less than five minutes from intercourse alone
  50. Silent sex in a full house

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How many have you done? And what's on your bucket list?

 

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CafeS... CafeSasha

mine is about there, too:)

Azure Azure

Yes, sex with a stranger. Everybody needs an STD! Get yours free!

suej27 suej27

ok I've got about 1/2 of those done, guess I better start working on the other 1/2 huh? LOL

aries... ariesmom20

42 soon to be 43 next weekend

nonmember avatar Barbara

Anal? Please. Yuck. The rectum was not designed to be a sexual orifice.

nonmember avatar pattyc

i am a 52 year old female cougar and ive honestly done 48 of them.

nonmember avatar Ralph

In college, there used to be a sexual questionnaire.  It varied from 100, 250, 500, and 1000 questions. This article sounds a lot like it came from that.  But really- a bedroom bucket list should have been broken into before and after marriage lists.  As the writer indicates, checking off some of these can lead to a much closer marriage.  Have safe fun, anyway you decide to start your list.

nonmember avatar Tina

Sick Sick Sick..who is thinking this stuff?? It's not fun or safe...those who've done most of it, I'm sure you have STD's!!

Addys... Addys_Mom

Geez pull your heads out of your asses. It was just for fun. And if your careful, your a lot lot less likely to get std's so as long as you aren't stupid about it, these are all mostly safe. Stupid naive prudes.

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