Flickr photo by retlaw snellaI'm just trying to wrap my head around this.
UPDATE -- According to the BBC, the fatwa has been denounced, then retracted. Hopefully, that will be the end of this craziness.
Women already can't make any decisions without a male guardian, and the sexes are banned from mixing with each other, but a new fatwa forces women to breastfeed men they come into contact with on a regular basis so the men will then be considered "relatives."
Listen, I know we have weird laws here. I know it's illegal in Oklahoma to get a fish drunk but this one seems completely aimed at humiliating women. Not to mention unbelievably unrealistic.
Twodaymag at Open Salon does a fantastic job at eviscerating this new law (which also has two high-profile sheiks arguing over whether the man must suckle the breast or the lady can pump into a glass -- no, really) but here are a few of the main things that jump out at me.