Photo from Splash NewsJesse James came out from under his rock this week to talk about his love and loss on Nightline. Giving us some serious insight into the former Mr. Sandra Bullock, this is what I've gleaned about Jesse James' love life. Because you know you've been wondering.
Ladies . . . prepare to drop your panties.
1. I'm just going to assume you're a b**ch, cool? Hey, it worked with Sandy.
2. I actually prefer blondes. With blue eyes and a love of racial purity.
3. I love babies. Let me put one in 'ya.
4. I don't deserve you. No, I really don't.
5. I believe love means never having to say you're sorry for humiliation on an international scale.