Embarrassing Stories: Kinky Foreplay Gone Wrong


chocolate sauceEmbarrassing moments ... they're proof of Mother Nature's bad sense of humor. And when those embarrassing moments happen when you are trying to impress a guy on a date or during sex (gah!), it's even worse.

But, once time has passed and you've gotten a couple of good therapy sessions in, you learn to laugh about those mortifying incidents.

Today's embarrassing moment is a kinky foreplay idea gone terribly wrong.

Around Valentine's Day, I had won a gift basket that was filled with novelty sex toys, lubricants, candles, etc. My fiance wanted to try out the body chocolate which, you're supposed to put on each others' bodies and then lick it off. It actually tasted really good (normally that kind of stuff has a really chemical taste). So we get kind of hot and heavy and he pours the chocolate sauce on me, climbs on top of me, and we start kissing. Suddenly we realize that our skin was literally fused together. Our skin, body hair, everything. We start trying to pull away from each other but it hurt so bad, literally pulling the hair out of our bodies! That stuff was like superglue! We ended up in a ball on the floor, stuck together, laughing hysterically and crying in pain at the same time, trying to separate ourselves from each other. Both of us had red marks all over for like three days. -- anonymous

Have you ever had a kinky experience gone wrong?

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Peajewel Peajewel

That is funny, of course it would ruin the mood but still gave them a story to have with each other. We once had a bad mishap with those dumb candles. They burn and they hurt, they are not as much fun as they are supposed to be. But that is all I can think of right now. I do still have a scar from it though.

Knitt... KnittinMama

The first time I had sex with my man was the first uncut one I had ever seen. Getting hot and heavy we took off our clothes. I looked down and said what the hell is that? Verbal vomit and a couple akward seconds aside the rest of the night went alright. Thats the only thing that stands out to me.

Miori... MioriLane

I've had a clothespin-nipple-clamp slip and become incredibly painful... but as soon as I managed to let him know what was wrong, my boyfriend took it off. 

I haven't tried candles, yet, but certain kinds have lower melting points than others so that you don't get burned too badly.

nonmember avatar Justin

I must say, it seems like Anonymous here has alot of body hair for a woman......

nonmember avatar Diane Heberly

This story is both embarrassing and gross.
Me and my boyfriend were using that chocolate syrup body candy and it was soon after a romantic Chinese dinner. I didn't realize it but, my tummy was upset and i was trying to hold whatever was didn't agree with me inside.
My attempt failed and the gross goodies were mixed in with the chocolate goodies and he got a bad case of the mixed up chocolates. I will never admit this to anybody so please don't tell.

gen791 gen791

HAHA, one night my man and I snuck off and went down to the lake... which, yes, was closed, lol.... well, we were getting hot and heavy, when all of a sudden, lights flashed on, yes, the police caught us like we were teen ages, all I could do was laugh.. he let us go, but you know how hard it is to get dressed in the back of a suv, while trying not to show your tatas to  the cops??? embarrassed

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