Porn for Women On "30 Rock"

Michele Zipp
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30 Rock
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I finally caught up with my DVR from last week, well if you count bouncing around the room and singing to my 4-month-old with the TV on catching up.

My husband was watching 30 Rock -- episode Don Geiss, America, and Hope -- and I was half-listening but then I heard a bit about porn for women.

"What's that? What did he say?" I asked the hubs.

The word porn always piques my interest.

Smiling BIG, he said, "You've got to see this!"

We rewind and Jack Donaghy (played by Alec "I think you're sexy" Baldwin) is talking to a guy named Dave from Kablevision about new ideas for the network. Jack says they should do porn for women.

Dave's response: "Jack, women hate porn. Almost as much as men hate going to outlet malls."

Giggle.

Jack responds: "Yes, women hate porn. Our porn. But women do have one insatiable need -- to jabber. And it doesn't matter if you have a headache, or you're not in the mood, or you're about to go to Don Geiss's funeral, they barge right into your office and start complaining about a boyfriend or a co-worker, and you're supposed to sit there and nod and tell them they're right. And the more you give it to them, the more they want it."

Dave says: "I tell ya, sometimes my wife will be blathering on about something, and I'll think, 'I'm more than just a pair of ears, you know? I'm a person ... who thinks about sex every seven seconds!'"

We break out into laughter ... except for my son who doesn't get why my bouncing and singing has stopped.

Jack, such the innovator, sees porn for women as a channel full of dreamboat men hanging onto their every word.

Hmm ... I have to agree, I love when my man listens to me "blather" but I might find it even sexier when he cleans the house. Not that I don't love me some erotica, but visually, show me my man doing some good around the house and I'm turned on.

Did you see this episode? What is your definition of porn for women?

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