Remove all those floaty toys and rubber duckies from the tub (except the vibrating ones), but keep the safety spout cover on -- it's bath time, the adult version.
First get the bubbles going -- Foxy Rose Allotta Bubbles ($18) from Soaptopia is sulfate-free and made with essential oils. And it smells like roses!
Light a candle, turn out the lights.
Then get naked.
You don't need a partner for this, but if you have one, have him get naked, too.
Just make sure you take them out of the bathroom before the kids get home.
Rub a dub dub!
Which vibe would you use?