14 Struggles Women With Big Boobs Know All Too Well

MAD MEN joan holloway
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Let's face it: Big boobs are hugely celebrated in our society. But any woman who actually has big boobs knows that they aren't all they're cracked up to be. From the copious amounts of sweat to the general discomfort, large busts can be a burden. And if you still don't believe me, here are all the ways I can prove it:

  • 1. Literally everything you wear feels "inappropriate."

    Sorry, I have no where else to put 'em, y'all. 

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  • 2. The sweat is real no matter what time of year it is.

  • 3. You literally have no idea where to put them.

    Do they go on the table? Do I cross my arms? 

  • 4. Seatbelts painfully settle only in one place.

    Right. In. The. Middle. 

  • 5. We're always losing food down there.

  • 6. When we get pregnant, it feels a little like this:

  • 7. Getting people to maintain eye contact is not easy.

    Doesn't matter what their sexual orientation is, eyes are often wandering. 

  • 8. People ALWAYS make weird jokes about kids snuggling you.

    "Oh, I can see he REALLY LIKES YOU." *wink wink*

    It's not weird they find it comforting -- it's weird you're making it sexual. 

  • 9. Going bra shopping is essentially like this:

  • 10. You're CONSTANTLY trying to casually adjust them on the down-low.

    Really, it's not a cute look. 

  • 11. Forget cute strapless dresses. You'll constantly be trying to fix and adjust that too.

  • 12. Find a cute string bikini top? That's a recipe for disaster.

  • 13. So many people accidentally touch them, it's not even funny.

  • 14. You know that sweet relief you feel when you FINALLY can take your bra off? YEAH, WE DON'T.

    They just hang there, painfully.

    See, the grass is always greener. 

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