14 Pickup Lines So Terrible We'd Rather Die Alone

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It used to be that 'Hey, baby, what's your sign?' was the bottom of the barrel for pickup lines. And then the Internet, and online dating, was invented and dudes everywhere lost their minds. Now bad pickup lines are epidemic and -- shudder! -- too often come with unsolicited pictures of things you don't usually get to see until the third date. 

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Thankfully, there are no naked pictures in this slideshow. Just a collection of 13 online dating pickup lines that run the gamut from pretty cheesy to just plain offensive. 

And, if by some accident, you are a guy reading this? Please consider this your list of what not to do!

 

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