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More from CafeMom: 12 Steps to a Great Quickie Without the Kids Having a Clue
Maintaining a sex life after kids can take some stealth maneuvering. Sure, kids go to bed pretty early, but parenting makes us so tired we're ready for bed five minutes after the kids are finally down for the count. Before kids, weekends were good for long, lazy mornings in bed with one another -- but now we're just happy if the kids stay in their own beds until 6 a.m. In other words, it's tough to find time alone together, but us parents gotta make it work.
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Read on for text messages between real couples that prove just how fun -- and sometimes sweet, or sophomoric -- digital foreplay can be. Women share the one text that most sums up their current sex life with their partner. We're loving #4!
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God bless the inventor of the DVR. In my house, it is Curious George that lets mom and dad have enough time to get, um, curious.
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What man doesn't love both sex and nachos?
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Those babies are just so selfish, right?
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Someone is getting the better end of this deal, but I'm not sure who.
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Oooh, kinky! It's a good sign if you forget to fast-forward through the commercials.
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Yearning is always good. We are in favor of yearning.
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Because sometimes you get that special feeling and know that you just need to do some math.
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Glasses are hot. Smelling like a skunk? Not so much.
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I'm pretty sure she's right about Target frowning on that sort of thing.
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A man who turns down $100 bucks to see his wife naked is either really in love or terrible with money.
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Inside every man is a 12-year-old boy who still thinks penis names are funny.
