20 Lies Women Have Shamelessly Told Their Husbands (PHOTOS)

Wendy Robinson | Jul 10, 2015 Love & Sex
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  • The Best I've Ever Had


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    "I for sure love my husband the most of all my partners, but he isn't the best sex I've ever had. That honor goes to a random hookup I met while on vacation back in my single days. But why would I tell my husband that? I tell him he is the best EVER, and he is proud as a peacock about it." -- Kim W.

  • How Much I Actually Understand


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    "My husband is from Panama and still speaks in Spanish to his mom and family. I pretend I don't really understand so I can eavesdrop on their conversations. Four years of high school Spanish is finally paying off!" -- Marzia G.

  • My Ex-Husband


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    "I still email with my ex-husband. My current husband would hate that because he is a little insecure about the fact that we had a very friendly divorce. I'm never going to get back together with my ex, but I still like him as a person, so I'd miss being a part of his life if we stopped all communications. So, we stick to email and don't mention it to our current partners." -- Sheila A.

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  • Shopping Problem



    "I have a serious Target problem. I go there for groceries and for stress relief and I love to get a coffee from the Starbucks there and browse for hours. He doesn't realize that our grocery bill is so high because of the little extras I buy myself there." -- Quinn D.

  • His Poetry


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    "This is HORRIBLE to admit, but my husband loves to write me poems and then read them to me. I think the thought behind it is sweet, but his poems are AWFUL. I cringe sometimes when he gets all serious and choked up while reading me something about my 'eyes as stormy as a sea during a storm.' Yikes." -- Helen W.

  • Chores


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    "My husband thinks that I don't know how to work a lawn mower and that I'm afraid to learn. I totally know how to do it, but I don't want that chore, so I just keep playing along." -- Heather H.

  • My "First"


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    "My husband is really conservative, and so am I, but I made a mistake when I was younger and lost my virginity to a high school boyfriend. It only happened once, but I never told my husband about it. We got married right after college, and he still thinks he is my first. He'd be crushed to find out otherwise so I'll never tell." -- Lindsay P.

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  • Doll Deals


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    "As far as my husband knows, the American Girl stuff my girls are obsessed with was a either a gift or 80 percent off. Amazing how I always hit those big sales!" -- Beth T.

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