71 Women Share the Craziest Places They've Had Sex

couple kissing in fieldFor the majority of us, sex play involving a Red Room of Pain will likely remain squarely in the Fifty Shades of Grey fantasy space. But getting out of the bedroom to get it on? Well, that's a whole different story. Because, let's face it: As popular and as comfortable as it is, the bed simply isn't gonna cut it all the time!

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Turns out, a LOT of us have gotten frisky while venturing quite far away from the privacy of our bedrooms. Here, 71 women share the wildest spots they've had sex.

1. "He was driving down the freeway."

2. "In the Alamo. I was in military training in San Antonio. I was young and stupid. We were walking around and figured, 'Why not!' In retrospect, had we been caught, we would have been in huge legal trouble. That being said, I don't regret it."

3. "A closed exhibit in a very well-known museum. It was during the day, and we were walking around and kind of got lost and found this empty exhibit!"

4. "In a mausoleum in Ohio."

5. "On the beach. Never, never again! I had sand in places that I would never want to have sand in again."

6. "A big box store dressing room. Moderately-priced accessories and home goods really do it for me. In retrospect, I felt fantastic. I did guilt-buy like four scarves, though."

7. "In a home improvement store parking lot, in the back of a car. My husband and I were young and horny. I wouldn't do it now, but it was fun then."

8. "In a [fast food restaurant] play area, before they had 24-hour restaurants."

9. "The lounge of a car dealership -- after hours, of course."

10. "On the hood of a car in a cornfield."

11. "On a back road on the side of an active volcano! Ah, honeymoon antics ..."

12. "Fort Stevens in Oregon, behind some trees but not too hidden. And a Port-a-Potty. It was clean and had never been used, and we were horny."

13. "I was 21 years old, and my boyfriend at the time [and I] had sex in a church confessional. Then, there was the time we had it in the pews at a different church."

14. "An apartment complex parking lot, and the woods during a camping trip. Dumb teenager activity!"

15. "In a booth, in the back of a restaurant. I was sitting on his lap and had a coat on my lap. At the time, I was a teen, and it was a rush."

16. "Cemetery."

17. "Driving on the freeway coming home from our trip to Chicago. We were young and stupid and definitely wouldn't do it now!"

18. "In a grocery store parking lot at 10 a.m.!"

19. "The hospital garage."

20. "In a blow-up raft about 20 feet from shore, while two older men were fishing on the shore, and I am sure trying to get a glimpse of us. Looking back, I wouldn't do it now, but might have done it better if we were young again!"

21. "We like to have sex in our large backyard sometimes. We live in a suburban area and our neighbors would be able to see us if they were in their yard."

22. "My boss's desk. My husband and I were alone in the office and got carried away."

23. "Out in the middle of a field, less than 100 yards from the main road in the middle of the day."

24. "Many, many times on backroads in the beds of trucks or hoods of cars."

25. "In the walk-in cooler at the restaurant we both worked at."

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26. "Baseball field at night under the street light in view of the freeway."

27. "A lot of outdoor sex. All over."

28. "I gave my husband oral when he was in the hospital. He had been in for a few days, and I missed him and wanted to make him feel better! His room was right by the nurses' desk. We just closed the curtains and that was that. I felt bad ass after. He was hooked up to a heart monitor, and I wonder now if the nurses saw any activity on that and guessed something was going on!"

29. "In a park, on a picnic table. It sounded like a good idea at the time, until we got there, and it started raining. There's a place my husband and I used to go as teenagers -- under an old bridge over a dam. That was pretty cool. Then, there was this this outdoor theater place. We were weirdos back then!"

30. "The craziest we remember is doing it in the living room with my parents like RIGHT THERE. If they had opened their door, they would have seen us getting it on."

31. "In a tent display in a sports equipment store. It was a long time ago, and I feel fine about it. It was fun."

32. "Hiking trail in Allegany, New York."

33. "The produce cooler of a major grocery store would be the craziest place that I've had sex. Yes, the store was open, and my boyfriend was an employee and supposed to be working at the time. Now, I still think that it is funny, especially since I married that boyfriend. But I really don't want my kids to know about it."

34. "I'm still going with the 5 train [on the New York subway]."

35. "In a hotel we both worked at. I was room service, and he worked in the restaurant."

36. "In the lifeguard stand at the beach."

37. "My husband and I had sex at an NFL game. We did it in a suite during the game."

38. "On a washing machine after hours at a job I had when I was like 17. Or even better: At work in the bathroom during our shift. Several times. The store was open, and there were other employees working. This was recent!"

39. "In my brothers' bed. We were staying with my parents for Christmas, and my brother offered us his room while we were in town. We decided to have a little morning fun, but my brother knocked on the door when things were heating up. I immediately turned away from the door and closed my eyes, while my husband scooted to his side of the bed and covered us up to our necks. I don't think my brother ever realized what happened. My husband and I laughed about it afterward, but then I thought, 'What if I'd caught a relative having sex in my bed?' I hated that thought, so we never did it again."

40. "Inside a nightclub on the dance floor. I don't regret it, but can't believe I did that!"

41. "In high school, a group of my friends and I had a co-ed sleepover during a big summer storm. In the middle of the night, after the rain stopped, my friend-with-benefits and I snuck out into the backyard and ended up behind the shed."

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42. "On a pool table at a bar after it had closed. I was seeing the bartender at the time. Also, in the back of a movie theater, on a beach at night, in the bathroom of a bar (not a stall, a single room), in a parking garage at the mall, near the windmill at Golden Gate Park. My favorite: in the shower at a well-known senator's house. The senator's kid was having a party, and my guy at the time [and I] snuck into her parents' bedroom and did it in their very posh shower with a bench. Now, every time I see that senator in the news I remember that night."

43. "Baseball dugout. Those [days] were the most extreme! Oh, young love."

44. "In my ex's former boss's office, while the guy was in the next room. Ugh. Not as fun as it might have sounded. Never doing THAT again!"

45. "On a carnival ride after it closed. It was fun, and I would do it again."

46. "Mexico, on the beach, on a bed-sized lounger, at night. Nothing too crazy, but fun nonetheless."

47. "On top of a pinball machine when I was 16. I laid on the glass, and my boyfriend stood in the playing place at the end. Thought it was cool then and still do now."

48. "Car dealership."

49. "Bathroom in the children's section of the public library."

50. "The side of the road midday, on the hood of the car. In retrospect, it was awesome."

51. "In the woods, in an elevator at a movie theater, in a laundromat, in a newly-built house before it was bought, on the staircase outside of a movie theater ... and a few more!"

52. "In the back of an ambulance. All the beds were taken at the ambulance barn, and we were horny. Everyone was sleeping, so we snuck out to the ambulance. We changed the sheets and sanitized when we were done."

53. "In a photo booth in the middle of the mall. We took about 20 pictures. I was 20. I still can't believe we were that brazen. I don't regret it. It was exhilarating!"

54. "Backyard trampoline."

55. "Outside the apartment building we lived in ... at night ... wrapped in silk sheets ... in the rain. AWESOME!"

56. "In a courtroom after hours."

57. "Hospital bed on an oncology floor with my husband. Chemo didn't affect his libido one bit."

58. "In a movie theater projection booth was probably the weirdest. Also, in a drive-in, in a dean's office in college, an amusement park, in a tent on Assateague Beach with wild ponies outside."

59. "On top of a hay bale. I was 17, and it seemed like a good idea at the time, but I was so itchy afterward!"

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60. "Up against the side of my old high school."

61. "At the bottom of a stairwell off of the sidewalk in NYC."

62. "There is a very public space in Portland, Oregon. It's a very modernistic thing that connects the World Trade Center. There are some cafes in there, places to sit ... We, uh, did the deed against the glass overlooking Front Avenue (Waterfront Park). Not very long ago really (4 years), and I am nearly 50!! I don't know what got into us. I am a very modest person."

63. "On an idling jet ski, in the middle of a lake, during the afternoon."

64. "In a hammock in the woods. My knees were rope-burned for a week!"

65. "Strip club. And got busted. Lucky we didn't end up in jail."

66. "In the basement of a church. We were walking around the block, and it was unlocked."

67. "In an 18 wheeler going down the Interstate. Started in North Carolina and ended in South Carolina."

68. "On a golf course."

69. "I worked 11-7, came home, hubby was in the garage waiting for me. Was the middle of the winter. He got me on top of the hood. Was darn cold!"

70. "The waiting area of a car repair shop ... Boyfriend worked there."

71. "In the limo on the way to our wedding reception. We couldn't wait!"

What's the craziest place you've done it?

 

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