This Dating Site Has Only 1 Man To Choose From

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Everyday, we're faced with countless decisions. Creamy peanut butter or chunky? Feed the dog first or the cat? Make the calls you don't want to make or do the errands you don't feel like running? One brilliant man has tapped into our zietgeist of indecision and is trying to make it easy for single ladies. Sign up for his dating site and you'll only get one choice of a suitor: Him.


25-year-old Brandon Scott Wolf -- who is a bartender and a comedian who contributes to Saturday Night Live -- has created DateBrandonScottWolf, a dating site where he's the only option. ("America's No. 1 Online Dating Site for Brandon Scott Wolf," it hilariously proclaims.)

There's plenty of goofy info on the site -- What's the first thing people notice about Wolf? That he's a guy. What's he looking for in a relationship? Someone to date. Oh, and his body type is "fine/normal."

Women interested in a serious relationship with Wolf -- ie, one that involves "being able to lay on a couch together while wearing pajamas and watching Bob's Burgers (LOL)" -- are asked to take a brief "online personality quiz" that probably tests their sense of humor more than anything.


They also are asked to write an essay (between 500 and 1,000 words, please) that describes "an accomplishment or event, formal or informal, that marked your transition from childhood to adulthood within your culture, community, or family."

What is this, college admissions?

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But Wolf's maybe-kidding, maybe-not charm is obviously working. According to, he's already received 45 applications from women -- including one from a woman in India.

We're curious to see how this turns out.

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