Women Seek 'Fall Boyfriend' in Hilarious Online Ad (PHOTOS)

Adriana Velez | Sep 22, 2014 Love & Sex

couple in the fallLadies, it's the first day of autumn; Do you know where your fall boyfriend is?

Yes, it's the most important accessory a woman can have this season: A boyfriend you acquire in the fall. Just last week two women actually posted a Craigslist ad for that very purpose: "Needed: 2 Males interested in something steady/serious-ish as the weather fades from hot, humid, and carefree to crisp, Patagonia vest season." They later said they were joking, but I think they were serious. Why? Because locking down that fall boyfriend is super important, that's why!

It's not merely so you'll be ready for holiday parties and that New Year's Eve kiss. Just look at all the romantic activities you could be enjoying if you only had a fall boyfriend. Now get on it, girl!

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  • Walk Through Autumn Leaves


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  • Wear Matching Halloween Costumes


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    "That is SO creative! You guys, that's like the best Halloween couples costume we've ever seen, seriously," your friends will exclaim enviously.


  • Drink Pumpkin Spice Lattes


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    A pumpkin spice latte tastes even better when you drink it in the arms of your boyfriend.

  • Share Colorful Scarves


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    Oooh, ooh, you know what would be so fun? If you wrapped yourselves up in each others' scarves!

  • Oktoberfest


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    Mmm, Oktoberfest: Time for tall pints of beer and giant pretzels the size of your head.

  • Take Autumnal 'Us-ies'


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    You guys, this is super important. Make sure you take "us-ies" with your fall boyfriend and post them to Instagram. Otherwise, IT'S LIKE YOU NEVER HAD A FALL BOYFRIEND AT ALL!!!


  • Go to a Football Game


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    Um, whatever, go team! Hope the "kiss cam" finds us!

  • Go Apple Picking


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    What will you do with all those apples? Who cares! The important thing is to remember to bring a rustic wicker basket.


  • Wait for The Great Pumpkin


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    THIS is how you prove your love to your new fall boyfriend: Waiting for The Great Pumpkin in the perfect pumpkin patch.


  • Do Piggy-Back Rides


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    OMG, how cute are you?!? Do airplane wings, do airplane wings! SOMEBODY TAKE A PICTURE RIGHT NOW BEFORE YOU FALL OFF!!!

  • Share an Umbrella


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    Sure you'd stay drier if you each had your own umbrella. But what's the fun of that? Sharing an umbrella is so much more romantic.

  • Laugh Uproariously at Your Good Fortune


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    Because you did it, you got yourself a fall boyfriend! You have WON FALL.


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