27 Clever Ways to Have Sex With Yourself Tonight

how to have sex with yourselfDo you know what month it is? It's May! Do you know what May is? Why, it's international masturbation month. Sure, most of the time it takes two to tango, but May is the lusty month where the freakier you get with yourself the better. We've chronicled 69 ways to get funky with yourself, but the time has come to add 27 more ways to do the nasty solo.

So, whether you're a professional self-toucher or a novice, we hope this list will inspire you to greater, er, heights. Touching yourself doesn't have to always be about sexual gratification. Even if you don't climax, the time you dedicate towards getting back in touch with yourself in this intimate way is really beneficial. You'll come away feeling relaxed, calm, centered, and with a little glow to your cheeks if you're lucky!


1. With the lights on

2. On the side of the bathtub

3. Just before or after you've had sex, to prolong that afterglow

4. To a sexy playlist of your creation

5. During 'that scene' in your favorite movie

6. While telling your partner all about it on the phone

7. Write down your hottest fantasies and then reward yourself

8. With your cellphone on vibrate

9. With an electric toothbrush

10. In a hot tub

11. In the ocean

12. On the kitchen floor

13. Using a back massager

14. Caressing your own neck

15. Watching with a hand mirror

16. On a body pillow

17. Putting both hands between your legs, squeezing shut your thighs, and bouncing lightly

18. While talking dirty to yourself

19. On your stomach with a blanket

20. Suspending yourself from a piece of furniture

21. Through your clothes

22. Gently blowing on your nipples

23. In front of a fan

24. With scented massage oil

25. While laughing

26. Under the stars

27. Over and over again until you fall asleep

What else would you add to the list?


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