Poop is gross, and I never ever do it. As far as anyone else is concerned, anyway. Like seriously, if you said you’d give me a million dollars to just admit that I do it … I’d have to think about it really, really hard.
Unfortunately, sometimes you don’t have to admit it … the evidence does it for you. How many times have you come out of a one-stall public restroom and said to the next person going in, “It wasn’t me, I swear”? That’s true, what -- half the time? That’s where the ingenious Poo-Pourri comes in.
The website claims “Poo-Pourri is a blend of essential oils that virtually eliminates bathroom odors,” and the tagline read, “Spritz the bowl before you go, and no one else will ever know.”
So when you feel like you need to go (not like you know that feeling, because of course, you never drop the kids off at the pool) (you don’t even know what that means, because you are a lady), you spray the surface of the toilet water with the hand-dandy spritzer. The essential oils create a film over the water, which then traps any unpleasant odors that might otherwise stink up the place.
The company’s latest ad campaign had me cracking up and hopping over to Amazon to order some (for a friend). Take a look:
How awesome does this product look? Can you imagine never having to do the walk of shame from a communal toilet again? Can you think how grateful your guests will be to see this sitting on your bathroom counter? Can you see your grandmother’s face turn bright red as you give her a bottle as a gift? Or maybe she’s the kind of grandma that will nod in approval and say, “About time.” Those grandmas are awesome.
Have you ever tried Poo-Pourri? Would you?
Image via Poo~Pourri/YouTube