If there's one thing we know about Ke$ha -- and, let's be serious here, of course we all know many, many things about Ke$ha -- it's that the girl likes ... well, hmm. How does one put this tactfully? Here's a hint: Tik tok, it's a ... oh hell, you know what I'm talking about! And because you know exactly what I'm talking about, you won't be the least bit surprised when I tell you that Ke$ha recently came out with her own line of jewelry, and
of course Ke$ha's jewelry line is peppered with penises. Yup. Penises. As far as the eye can see. What may surprise you, however, is that you don't have to buy Ke$ha's brand of bling to get your risky accessories fix -- there's plenty of wearable porn out there.
Check it out! (Warning: Sort of NSFW)
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