For what it's worth, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Brandi Glanville's modernized lady parts are, in fact, old news. When her book Drinking and Tweeting came out earlier this year, she revealed that she used her ex-husband Eddie Cibrian's credit card to pay for her $12,000 vagina rejuvenation surgery, which, as I'm sure you can imagine, is just your run of the mill cosmetic restructuring of your vaginal canal and its mucus membrane.
And because you care, Brandi has given us an update on her new and improved wizard's sleeve.
On the "secrets revealed" episode of the RHOBH, Brandi said she's "tight like a tiger."
After hearing how much the vaginoplasty cost, I'm glad to hear that she got her money's worth.
She's said before that a new vagina was an Eddie-free vagina -- she felt that Eddie had ruined her lady flower, so he could buy her a new one.
There were roughly 2,100 cosmetic vaginal surgeries performed in 2012, and according to one such cosmetic gynecologist, women opt for this particular procedure for a number of reasons. Maybe their vagina feels stretched out or loose after giving birth (causing problems with sex, bowel movements, or holding a tampon), maybe there's scar tissue, maybe there's pain, pulling, or discomfort during intercourse, or maybe there are negative emotions of self-consciousness and shame about their anatomy.
Or maybe you want a new VJJ after your husband cheats on you with LeAnn Rimes. Either or.
The surgery is intended to tighten things up down there, which, as a result, could heighten sexual pleasure. Sounds like Brandi's enjoying her revamped lion's den, or should I say, "tiger." And really, that's all that matters.
Well, that and what Gerald Butler thinks.
Would you ever consider vaginal rejuvenation surgery?
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