12 Gross Things a Husband Should NEVER Do in Front of His Wife

12 gross things men doWe all know the 5 things no woman should ever do in front of her husband. Some folks agree with the stuff, some don't, and no matter what the opinion is, it's completely fine. But I still haven't dropped a deuce around my man and I never will -- trust me. Of course, I can't always smell like rose and be perfect, but I know that I'm not the ONLY one who has to check myself around my dearly beloved. However, he also has some bad habits that are equally gross and I would much rather he keep them in private instead of sharing with me...

12 things no man should do in front of his wife

I also know he isn't alone and some of my friends experience the same "joys" thanks to their oversharing partners. Let's get real, most of the gross things my husband does are things all men do.

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I asked around from some friends, and wow, ladies, some of the things our husbands are doing are just so foul. I mean, seriously? What. The. Hell. Boys, c'mon! Anyway, we want them to stop doing these things in front of us, pronto. I am sure there are women out there who don't mind, but people have different tastes and, in general, for those who want to keep things hot between the sheets, it's best to keep THESE nasty habits in check. Check out all 12 of the things men should not do in front of their wives below and then tell us:

Would you mind if your man did any of these 12 things in front of you?

 

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  • Spit in the Sink (or Shower)

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    What is it with men and spitting. All that phlegm we don't get? I don't get it. But yuck. Seriously. Hock a loogie on your own time, dude. And then they just leave it there in the sink, like a blob of jelly. G-ROSS.

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  • Pass Gas (Loudly)

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    Sorry, but really. I don't want anything to do with this. I know some women think it's cute or funny, but not I. Do your business in the bathroom, please. I don't want to know how often you pass gas because it will make me SO much less likely to want to get it on with you later.

  • Pee in the Shower

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    "It's just going right down the drain, honey." Sorry. No. I don't want to see it. Wrap a towel around your luscious butt and pee into the receptacle that is MADE for your pee. Then flush, please. Thanks!

  • Wipe His Bum

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    I don't want to see any man pooping. Ever. But if I have to see it, then so be it. But please FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY, wipe that ass somewhere else.

  • Pick His Nose

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    For some reason some men pick their noses when they drive. Don't believe me? Look around sometime while you are driving. Look into the other cars. WHY? Their fingers are in their noses! I swear! I never want to see my hubby doing this. Please go into the bathroom.

  • Belch

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    Yes, it's natural. Yes, it's normal. I don't care. It's really nasty and he need not do it. If he really needs to burp, do it quietly or save that for man's night out.

  • Knock Her Breast Size

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    It's like your penis. Don't do it to us. We won't do it to you.

  • Pick His Toes

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    Your toes are not sexy. Not even in the same BALLPARK as sexy. Leave them alone when you are near us.

  • Ogle Her Friend

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    Come ON now. We know you like to look at women. We look at men, too. But our FRIEND?! That's just wrong. Don't do it or we will be angry, indeed.

  • Scratch His Balls

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    We like your balls just fine, but we don't need to watch you scratch and sniff. It's nasty.

  • Floss His Teeth

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    Because we would like to kiss you again in the near future, we do NOT want to have to imagine bits of greenery and food caught between your teeth. It's gross. And gross is a sex blocker.

  • Take off Skidmarked Underwear

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    Learn to wipe. Or wash them before we see them. It's that simple.

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