You Won't Believe What Sex Acts Are Still Illegal in Some States

Ericka Sóuter | Feb 6, 2013 Love & Sex
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  • Cleveland, Ohio

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    Women are not allowed to wear patent leather shoes. The shocking reason why: the reflective surface will enable others to take a peek at their panties.

  • Virginia

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    Another no-no in Virginia? Fornication is still forbidden under the Code of Virginia, Section 18.2-344. And forget about oral sex. All forms are considered "crimes against Nature." But the most shocking is a law that comes down on cab drivers. It is illegal to drive a person if you think they are going for "illicit sexual intercourse."

  • Arizona

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    You can't have more than two sex toys in your home.

  • North Carolina

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    No kinky moves allowed. Couples must stay in the missionary position while gettin' busy ... oh, and the shades must be drawn.

  • Connorsville, Wisconsin

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    A man is prohibited from shooting a gun while his partner is having an orgasm. What? Why in the world did they ever need a law for that?!

  • Tremonton, Utah

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    A woman cannot have sex in an ambulance. Honestly, who in their right mind would break this law in the middle of a medical emergency?

  • Alabama

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    An ordinance states that women cannot use sex to pay off bets on matches they are playing. They also can't have sex while at pool halls?

  • Minnesota

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    It's illegal for a guy to have sex with a live fish. So a cold one is OK? So this one actually should be against the law just because of the ick factor alone. I am amazed there needs to be a law for this!

  • Massachusetts

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    You can't have sex with a rodeo clown in the presence of horses. Apparently it really spooks the horses.

  • Willowdale, Oregon

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    You cannot swear while having sex with your wife.

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