The Size of a Man’s Penis Is All That Really Matters

phallic carrotA couple of weeks ago, we intently studied the world penis map to deliver you the hard hitting facts of phallus length around the globe. It was good news for those in the Congo and Italy, not so great news for the U.S. and the U.K., and straight up bad news for the Koreans. Now, there's a new study to sink your teeth into. A psychologist at the University of the West of Scotland asked 323 women whether or not the length of a man's penis affected her ability to orgasm.

According to these ladies, it did, it did indeed. The research found that women who claimed to have had a number of vaginal orgasms say that the size of the penis does, in fact, matter.


Which, I don't have to tell you, is just hilarious. The minuscule size of the study and the mythical vaginal orgasm notwithstanding, a subjective finding that penis size matters is pretty comical.

So, let's see, what's next on the list of things to investigate? Why don't we ask men to comment on whether or not vagina size matters. Is smaller better? Bigger better? Or maybe we could just ask dudes about shaved versus natural, bedazzled versus feathers. Let's get some scientists on that burning question ASAP and see if we can't break some ground on the pressing issue.

Listen, I just feel like asking women whether or not size matters is like asking them if they prefer brunettes or blonds. It's all about what works for the individual, not the whole. What feels big could be amazing for one woman and incredibly painful for the next. One guy may like glitter and rhinestones on his lady's lady, another might wake up the next morning with infected cuts and scrapes. It's all a crap shoot.

But if you're apt to believe 323 female students at the UWS, then well, you have your answer: size matters. Big time.

What do you think -- does size matter?


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