Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Will SO Have Tons of Flowers at Their Wedding

From the realm of Not Very Likely comes news that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, who are supposedly busy planning their top secret "I do"s, will have a bare bones wedding. A well-known Hollywood wedding planner (who has not been asked to do their wedding -- of course) says that Brad and Ange won’t want “tons of flowers,” or anything “ostentatious.” Oh, give me a freckin break already! You know they’re going to have a big bash. They’ve got six kids who have been clamoring for a wedding for ages. What do you think the wedding will be like? Held in a sand pit somewhere in Ethiopia with no food, no flowers, no gifts?


Well, this is the couple who gave birth to their first biological child, Shiloh, in Namibia, of all places. But even then, they did it in a modern hospital with all of the conveniences of a birth in New York or Los Angeles. So, yeah, I can see the wedding being held somewhere away from the paparazzi -- maybe Tanzania or the Sahara Desert or Middle Earth.

But they are going to shell out and have a big bash. Probably not like Brad’s $1 million wedding to Jennifer Aniston, with all of the fireworks and candles made of brown sugar. Ange ain’t gonna have that. But they won’t be serving their guests cold cans of beans like this is a UN special envoy trip to Ecuador.

Brad and Ange know when to play it down (charitable work trips) and when to play it up (the Oscars). The wedding will be played up, my friends. Mark my words.

Do you think Brad and Angie's wedding will have flowers at least?


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