Ashton Kutcher & Rihanna Make a Terrible Couple

ashton kutcher rihannaIn today's totally random couple news, Ashton Kutcher and Rihanna are apparently seeing each other. Weird, right? They've reportedly been together for two months now, but only started to make headlines recently when Rihanna was spotted pulling into The Kutch's house in the wee hours of the morning.

Rumor has it that the two met at a house party in L.A. last December and immediately hit it off. The decision to keep things under wraps is supposedly Ashton's (obviously), as he doesn't want to flaunt this new romance in front of fragile ex-wife Demi Moore.

Good move on his part. Not only would it be rude and insensitive to do that, this relationship thing Ashton and Rihanna have going on is on a one-way train to Nowheresville. Wanna know why?


In addition to neither one looking like they're ready for a relationship (Rihanna's weird behavior lately, Ashton's partying with models in Brazil), there's a huge age gap. Again. Thirty-four-year-old Kutcher went from being married to a woman 15 years his senior to dating a woman 10 years his junior. If he's really jonesing to jump headfirst into another relationship, why not try for one with someone his own age? Or at least one that's with someone within a five-year radius.

Big age differences totally work for some. But for others, not so much. I'm sure there were more things involved in the demise of his relationship with Demi, but judging by Ashton's post-breakup behavior (and the fact that he's gone to the other age extreme), it definitely seems like the age thing played a part.

Personally, I think the best thing these crazy kids can do is not take things too seriously, not expect too much, and just have fun. Because if either party believes "this is it," I think they're in for a surprise.

Do you think Ashton Kutcher and Rihanna make a good couple?


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