Hey Kris Humphries! Gold Digging Isn’t Cute

kris humphries kim kardashianKris Humphries thinks that he deserves $7 million from Kim Kardashian -- they supposedly had this joint bank account that held money that they earned together from selling parts of their soul to the media. From the photos of their wedding to their reality show to their reality special about their reality wedding, the two supposedly amassed quite a bit of dough. And now Kris wants his share. Surprise, surprise.

Dude. We get it. You need money because, uh oh, you're not that great at basketball and, uh oh, everyone hates you for fooling us into thinking your were human, not some fame-hungry cyborg. But the jig is up, Humphs. Cut it out already. Gold isn't a good color on you, so stop digging for it.


It doesn't matter if you're man or woman, gold digging is not cute. I know Kris may actually be entitled to some of this blood money, but it's just coming across so desperate. Further still, he and Kim had one of the most iron-clad pre-nups in Hollywood history. I'm sure whatever money he's after is somehow accounted for and somehow not his, if Kim's lawyers have anything to say about it.

I would assume that whatever he's going through isn't exactly some sort of heartache -- he was married for 72 days and who knows if he was actually in love with Kim -- so to be asking for more and more money just seems tacky. Yeah, the Kardashians suck and we all want them to get their comeuppance, but Kris isn't handling this right. We should be on his side, but he makes it so hard to like him. We're not rooting for him because of the crap like this that he keeps pulling. It's obvious he learned a thing or two about getting paid for doing nothing from his ex-wife because, clearly, Kris is all about raking in the hardly-worked for cash.

I'm not saying Kris is a gold digger, but he ain't messing with no broke, no broke.

Do you think Kris Humphries is handling this divorce well?


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