I suppose that someone out there thinks we'd be interested in purchasing a Hulk Hogan sex tape, because word on the street is that a woman he slept with is shopping their illicit video to distributors. Personally, I can't think of anything I'd rather see less than the Hulk panting and moaning on top of a woman, but I'm not a fan of muscles, so maybe I'm not their target audience.
Hulk claims that the tape was made without his knowledge and that the unidentified brunette he's banging filmed him in secret. The only thing I find really shocking about this is that the Hulk did a brunette.
Between this and Olivia Munn's and Christina Hendrick's recent leaks of their private sexy-time goings-on, I think celebs and, well, everyone should really look at their arsenal of private photos and videos and make sure that they're in safe hands. Because if the Hulk's is out, like, come on, we don't need anymore. It's getting to be too much.
I mean, have all the fun you want with the cameras behind closed doors, but for Pete's sake, if you don't want it leaked, make sure you're doing it with someone you trust implicitly. That, or someone you have some serious dirt on so that you could easily blackmail them ... if need be.
Hulk and his lawyers are fighting the release of the tape in court, so god willing, we'll never get to see it. That said, I would be curious to hear if he yells, Let's get ready to rumble! before climbin' on board.
What do you think about celeb sex tapes?
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