Ashton Kutcher's Night Out Makes Him Look Like a Nightmare Ex-Husband

ashton kutcherWe all know Ashton Kutcher is now a "free man," which means instead of having to worry about getting caught shtupping women the same age as his step-daughter, he can officially have as many public hookups as he likes! In fact, that's exactly what he was doing in Berlin last night, where he was spotted hanging out and being driven by a chauffeur in a BMW with three young women. At the end of the night, he got out of the car with a brunette and went into a "swanky apartment," according to TMZ. The gossip site joked that since he was in town for business, they wonder if he "closed the deal" [insert frat boy snicker].

Single guys everywhere probably want to give Kutcher a huge high-five, but all I have to say is ew. Really, dude? You're divorced for what, five seconds, and you're running around flaunting your latest conquest(s)? Not cool.


Yes, we all know Ashton was likely a cheating dog in marriage, so this "can't-keep-it-in-his-pants" behavior doesn't exactly come as a surprise, but it's still wrong. For one thing, you'd think Ashton would realize that it looks so bad. At the very least, though, his behavior offers a teachable moment for what not to do post-breakup or post-divorce.

It just seems like, for a certain period of time after a split -- especially if it's as high-profile as Ashton and Demi's! -- you should be self-conscious about your behavior. This means not being flagrant with hookups, flirting, seeing other people, etc. I'm not saying that newly single people shouldn't do those things, if they really are that ready to move on. (And obviously, Ashton was ready well before Demi said, "Get the hell out!") But I think flaunting your new sex life is tasteless and shows such a lack of compassion and respect for your relationship/marriage

I mean ... it's not like Ashton wasn't able to keep some of his side action hush-hush at least for a little while (before the tabloids were all over it)! You'd think he'd figure out how to keep his single guy antics out of the spotlight -- at least until the dust has really settled on his divorce. It's not only the right thing to do, it's classy, too.

Do you agree it's wrong to flaunt your hookups when breakup wounds are still fresh?


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