5 Hilarious Gag Gifts for Your Husband

You saw The Daddle, right? Please say you saw The Daddle (essentially a saddle for Daddy), and more importantly, The Daddle's fantastic collection of Amazon reviews. ("If you are looking forward to father jumping, father fox hunting, father polo, or daddy dressage you will not be able to use this Daddle.") Most people are describing The Daddle as a gag gift, but aside from the various problematic issues that The Daddle brings to mind -- lower back problems, children joyously treating their parents like pack animals, the inevitable moment when Mommy and Daddy consider using The Daddle for their own private purposes -- it's actually sort of a clever product. 

However, if what you're looking for are RIDICULOUS present ideas for your husband this year, perhaps as payback for that one time he gifted you with an oven mitt ("But you said you needed a new one!"), I've got the perfect list for you. Behold, five obnoxious gifts to put in your husband's stocking this Christmas Eve:

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Natural Bubble Bath


For the man who avoids chemicals in favor of organic, handmade skincare products, the Natural Bubble Bath gift is sure to please. Fill a lovely glass jar with a selection of dried beans -- mix a few varieties for a festive, colorful look -- and use your best penmanship to carefully inscribe the instructions: Eat beans. Wait one (1) hour, then fill tub with water. Enjoy your all-natural bubble bath!
 

Bacon Frosting



Sure, some people may claim the bacon-flavored-everything craze is getting out of control, but they've surely never tasted the glorious elixir of a pig-scented confectionery. You could give this "dark red, sweet and smoky" tube of
pork frosting as a standalone food gift, or ice an entire cake with the stuff. Either way, what dude could possibly resist?

Switchblade Mustache Comb



You say your man hasn't moved on from Movember, and the unkempt furry action happening above his upper lip is kind of grossing you out? What he needs is a grooming implement, stat, and one that isn't too sissy to whip out in public. With the push of a button, this mustache comb MANFULLY snaps open to tame even the gnarliest of facial hair styles.
 
Fake Pregnancy Test



If you've been searching for a way to gift your partner with a potentially relationship-destroying lie for the holidays, this always-positive
home pregnancy test is the perfect way to do so! According to the manufacturer, "This outrageous prank will have your guy sweating! The laughs are endless!" Yes indeed, won't he just laugh and laugh and laugh when he learns that you're not really expecting after all. Ah, good times.


Manhood Mitten



Chestnuts roasting on an open fire, Jack Frost nipping on your knob
... wait, that's not how the song goes. Well, whatever, the point is that baby, it's cold outside, and nothing suffers more in a chilly climate than a man's most tender underparts. Not only is there the discomfort to consider, but there's also the very serious medical issue of shrinkage. No longer will your husband claim he's freezing his balls off, once everything's tucked into this cozy mitten that thoughtfully covers both his bait AND tackle.

Have you ever bought a gag gift for your partner? What was it?



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