Love Advice From Kristen Stewart Sure to Land You Your Own RPatz

kristen stewartKristen Stewart is pretty cool. I mean, she kind of scares me in a way that would make me hide my head in my locker if I saw her walking down the hall, but if I weren't so intimidated by KStew, I think we'd be friends. She could teach me everything she knows about birthing a vampire, the secret to dating a hot-ass guy, and how to dress like a teenage boy ... and I could teach her everything I know about exterior illumination. OK so it's not a good trade-off, but whatever. All I really want is to chat with her about love, especially after her Glamour interview.

Check out her rules for romance:

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... Good relationship advice for me tends to be being honest and knowing yourself. Don't be an asshole. That's my advice. Don't be mean. Don't take sh*t. Don't settle.

It just got so real in here, didn't it? Way to bring the truth to the party, KStew. She's inspired me to start a list of rules for a successful relationship of my own. After all, if she's been dating Robert Pattinson for all these years, girl's doing something right. So her advice is:

  • Don't be an asshole.
  • Don't be mean.
  • Don't take shit.
  • Don't settle.

I think we can add on some rules to her list, like:

  • Don't say, "Mmmhmm, OK" when you really mean, "Oh hell no."
  • Don't wear Spanx if you wanna get some later.
  • Don't give up your right to watch Twilight movies for eight hours straight.
  • Don't play connect-the-dots with his arm freckles when he's sleeping. 
  • Don't ask for help when you can do it yourself.
  • Don't settle ... for mushrooms as a pizza topping. You have a voice.

What relationship rules do you follow? Do you think Kristen's pretty much sums it up?

 

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