Man’s Revenge on Ex Might Be Most Disgusting Ever

raw chickenHell hath no fury like a divorced man with a bunch of raw chicken. Ronald Smith was super upset about splitting from his wife and kind of didn't know how to handle it. After the 58-year-old weirdo ran through the gamut of harassing texts and emails, he decided to get a little more creative. First there was the peering in her windows at night, then there was her official death certificate on her door, then there came the chicken. Lots and lots of chicken.

I know what you're thinking: Yum! Chicken! But no. Apparently it's not "yum" when someone hides pounds and pounds of uncooked poultry in your heating vents.


When they do that, it's called second degree burglary and criminal mischief, both of which Smith has been convicted of. He could face up to 10 years in prison for his fowl play. Cluck cluck!

You know I bet Smith was really frustrated that he couldn't get through to his ex after his previous illegal attempts, but raw chicken dude? Really? This prank has been done ad nauseam by seniors in high school. Sometimes it's raw fish in the A/C vents, sometimes it's ground beef in the heating ducts, sometimes it's live chickens in the teachers' lounge, but the point is, it's been done. I don't know whether I'd be more embarrassed to have a psycho ex or an unoriginal ex. Brutal.

I was thinking though: What if his plan totally backfired and the heating ducts actually fried the raw chicken? How awesome that would be! Your house would be filled with the irresistible scent of deliciously crispy fried chicken. Now that's a "yum!"

Has your ex ever exacted weird revenge on you?


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