Hilarious Vagina Song Will Teach You Things You Didn't Know! (VIDEO)

love your vaginaWell this is a little awkward. Do you love, love, love your vagina? Apparently we should. I don't really get why, exactly, but it's important that we just love and support our vaginas because if we don't care for them, who will? Don't answer that.

Anyway, I stumbled upon a YouTube video of a woman singing a song made up almost entirely of vagina synonyms. After the website LoveYourVagina.com received over 14,000 responses from women worldwide when they asked what women call their vaginas, a song was written using the 25 best names. (I don't think I've ever typed the word "vagina" more than I have today. Vagina! There I go again.)

You have to see the video to believe it.


If this video isn't empowering, it's at the very least informative. I had no idea there were so many things I could call my vagina! It's like the dirtiest little thesaurus I've ever heard performed, and my money slot and I applaud it.

My favorite new term I learned is "little man in a canoe." I have no idea what it means, how it refers to a vagina, but I'm into it. A close second place goes to "bouncy baby escape hatch" because that's hilarious and oh so true.

Can you believe that people submitted over 14,000 different terms for vaginas? Good grief! If someone held my little man in a canoe to the fire, I think I'd be able to come up with maybe ten euphemisms? Fifteen? But 14,000 just seems unreasonable. But after watching the song, I'm glad I'm now a little more versed on the subject. I'm always into expanding my mind and increasing my vocab. Right, little vuju? (We're both nodding.)

What do you think of this song?


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