Maggie Gyllenhaal Sexually Over Shares & It's Gross

In the new film Hysteria, actress Maggie Gyllenhaal plays the love interest of the man who invented the vibrator. One bonus of the role was a whole lot of free vibrators. Not a bad perk, eh? Of course, the ever generous Gyllenhaal couldn't keep them all to herself, so she started loaning them out to her friends.

Can I get an: EWWWWWW. Thank you.

It kind of reminds me of that old playground chant: "You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses." Well, in this case:

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"You can use a vibrator, your friend can use a vibrator, but you can't use your friends' vibrators."

OK, so it doesn't say she uses them again, but that part is implied. After all, why would she want them back after a few months? Look, there is nothing wrong with vibrators (nothing!). More women should probably use them than actually do. But Gyllenhaal has a lot of money. And even the most expensive vibrator is about $400. There is no reason she can't GIVE them to her friends (especially since they're free!).

Yes, one may (and should) clean a vibrator. But wouldn't the whole thing be much more sanitary if she just gave them away?

Sharing sex toys is pretty ooky even if they're sanitized and used only with condoms. Personally, I will splurge and buy my very own, virgin vibrators. This way I will always know exactly where they have been.

Would you share sex toys?

 

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