If Your Man Plays With These Toys, Would You Be Jealous?

man playing guitarWhy do men think that a vibrator could replace them? It boggles my mind to think that a guy feels threatened by a silicone or plastic rabbit. Vibrators don't talk, kiss, or cuddle. Besides, if he tried vibration, he'd get it, too. Vibrators buzz in a way our fingers or tongue can't, but that doesn't mean we like them better than the real thing. And while they can add feeling, they can't take away from human touch.

Yes, a majority of vibrators in the adult novelty industry are focused on her pleasure, but vibrators for his pleasure? Now that's an even hotter market. For front, or backdoor action, there's now a vibrator for his every need, too. So, without further ado, it's time to get his buzz on.  


Fun Factory's Cobra Libre ($139), focuses on the frenulum, the V-shape on the underside of the penis where the head meets the shaft (the frenulum is the most sensitive spot for lots of guys). All he has to do is insert the tip of his penis into the opening, turn it on, turn it up and enjoy. It's got two motors, pulsation options and easy touch control. All he has to do is sit back and enjoy the ride. 

Bonus: it's rechargeable courtesy of a super cool click-n-charge system.

Cobra Libre

The boogie man and the purple people eater are so yesterday when you meet Man Eaters from Outer Space ($29). I love this male massage toy because it's designed to vibrate his shaft. Plus it's waterproof, like the Loch Ness Monster, and you can't help but smile when you look at it. Right? Created by Big Teaze Toys (and the man who helped bring you that talking bear, Teddy Ruxpin), if monsters with sharp teeth that don't actually bite is your entryway to vibration for him, then look out, there's a new one-eyed willy in town. 

Bonus: If your children found this one, it wouldn't be embarrassing. 

Man Eaters from Outer Space

The Fleshlight has sold over two million products worldwide, showing the world that men love masturbation sleeves. One of their newest products, the Fleshlight Vibro ($90) combines the real feel superskin sleeve, which has been described as feeling like "the real deal," with vibration (not the real deal). There are three textures to choose from (original, touch, and cyclone) and three pockets (inside the toy) for insertion of up to three bullet vibes.

Bonus: It stores easily, in a self-contained unit.

Fleshlight Vibro

I'm just going to put this out there. Something up his butt, does not make him gay, so remember that prostate massage is a wonderful way to promote sexual health and provide him pleasure in places the sun most definitely does not shine. In fact, the manufacturers of Aneros got into the sex toy industry only after creating a medical device to help men who were recovering from prostate surgery. The device worked so well that they changed the name and carved their own path to pleasure. There are a whole host of Aneros groupies, because the products are that good. Aneros Vice ($150) is their first toy that vibrates. 

BONUS: The toy does most of the work, and the Vice's vibrator is one of best vibrating bullets around.

Aneros Vice

If your man played with these toys, would you be jealous?

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