Flashback to the '90s: Vanilla Ice Cries Over Madonna?

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How could you dump this?

Rapper Vanilla Ice -- he of "Ice, Ice Baby" fame -- actually went on the record this week to whine about his relationship with Madonna. I bet you didn't know we had time-traveled back to the 20th century ... so, when exactly did their so-called love affair occur? Get this: In 1991. And, yes, he still sounds broken up about it:

I broke up with her after she printed that book [Sex] because I was hurt to be an unwitting part of this slutty package ... It was disgusting and cheap. We were in a relationship, yet it looked like she was screwing all these other people.

I mean, wow, 1991 was such a long time ago -- 20 whole years ago, in fact. There's got to be some sort of habeas corpus on relationships, right?


According to Ice, he and the Material Girl had a May-to-December romance going on (during the decade in which I went to high school) -- specifically, he was 24 and she was 33. Perhaps this discrepancy in age was responsible for his enduring heartbreak (I don't really know, I'm just trying to find a reason why this dude is still talking about it a million years later).

Oh, and in case anyone was interested, apparently Madonna was a "great lover" -- of course, Ice is absolutely one to kiss and tell.

And just when you thought he hadn't spilled enough gossip about their tryst, he pulls a classy David Arquette and offers up this gem about the -- what else? -- breakup:

I thought she was taking pictures and running round naked because she was like that. Then when the book came out I was so embarrassed and ashamed. It was a porno. She threw me in like I was a product off a shelf, and I didn't appreciate it. That was it, and I ended it. She said she didn't have sex with these men, but it looked like she was.

Alright, Ice. Time to put it behind you.

Do you think it's odd that Vanilla Ice is talking about a relationship he had 20 years ago with Madonna?

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