Charlie Sheen: 5 Things About My Love Life

charlie sheen love lifeCharlie Sheen's drug-fueled rages are like a bad penny, they just keep showing up. This week Sheen's hotel trashing, hooker porn star threatening had an unusal twist, in that it all happened on a family vacation. Way to go Parent of the Year!

So with this latest news, that sounds an awful lot like the older news, I give you five things we can assume about Charlie Sheen's love life.

  1. I'm looking for a woman who can be a good example to my children, since clearly there aren't any other role models around.
  2. Barring that, I'm looking for a woman who won't mind if I don't pay her in a timely manner. It's very upsetting to me when I can't find my wallet.
  3. Also, it might behoove you if you can take a punch.
  4. And don't mind appearing in photos with calls girls I wine and dine.
  5. Wow, I didn't realize what I catch I really am!


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