Javier Bardem & Penelope Cruz Have Secret Wedding

penelope cruz javier bardemTaking over the crown for hottest married couple ever are Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem. (Gwen and Gavin, Seal and Heidi, and Ryan and Scarlett once had the title.) Yes, the Spanish love birds got hitched in the Bahamas earlier this month in a super-secret ceremony attended by close friends and family.

Penelope wore a dress designed by John Galliano. I have chills just thinking about how gorgeous she must have looked.


Javier (don't you just love saying his name?) might be one of the sexiest men alive -- he's rugged and manly and that accent. Did you see him in No Country for Old Men? Oh he was wickedly great.

As you probably know, Javier and Penelope were in Vicky Cristina Barcelona together where sex kitten Cruz steamed up the screen with her future husband and Scarlett Johansson. But the newlyweds were in a little film called Jamon, Jamon back in 1992. That's when they first met.

Jamon, Jamon is a Spanish film and oh my lord it is borderline porn. If you don't want to have sex after watching this film, then you may need to get some libido enhancer pills or something.

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Congrats Penelope and Javier! I hope your real life married sex is just as hot for years and years to come.

Do you think Penelope and Javier are the hottest married celebrity couple?


Images (top to bottom): Kevork Djansezian/Getty; Amazon

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