Kristen Stewart: 5 Things About My Love Life

5 things about kristen stewart love lifeKristen Stewart is having a banner week with the release of Eclipse, the most anticipated Twilight Saga yet.

As Bella dodges the press, then acquiesces, then dodges again -- it's hard to decipher this lady of mixed messages. However, there have been enough clues so I can glean these five things about Kristen Stewart's love life:


I’m single. No I’m not. Yes, I am.

Dating me is not at all like dating Bella. She has better lines.

The perfect date includes NO TEAM EDWARD TALK AT ALL. Seriously, give a girl a break.

If you’re going to get involved with me you’re going to have to get used to rabid fans and paparazzi . . . that want to assassinate me. Cool?

That whole no sex until marriage thing? Yeah, forget it. You see how well it worked out for Bella. Vampire babies HURT.


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