Lindsay Lohan: 5 Things About My Love Life

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has been basking in the French sun, avoiding the long arm of the law and partying like Benjamin Braddock, according to the tabloids this week. So I can only assume the following five things are true about her love life:


1. My favorite online dating site is CougarLife. What's Google's problem?

2. My ultimate sex fantasy takes place in a women's prison. I'm working on making that one a reality!

3. If I ever tell you we can't meet because I'm "stranded in Cannes without my passport" that's code for, "f**k off."

4. Just an FYI, you're going to need a driver's license if you date me, I've, um, misplaced that as well. By court order.

5. If we get serious, I hope you don't have a problem with over-involved in-laws.

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