Embarrassing Stories: It's Not The Car

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Embarrassing moments ... they're proof of Mother Nature's bad sense of humor. And when those embarrassing moments happen when you are trying to impress a guy on a date or during sex (gah!), it's even worse.

But, once time has passed and you've gotten a couple of good therapy sessions in, you learn to laugh about those mortifying incidents.

This week's embarrassing moment will cause you to be extra aware of what you have packed in your car.


One of my girlfriends gave me an 18-inch vibrator as a gag gift for my bachelorette party. We laughed about it and then I put it away and never thought about it again. Fast forward about nine months later.

I was in the middle of moving, and was driving to my new home with a few boxes in my recently purchased car when I heard this strange sound. Since the car was new, I was a bit worried and pulled over to check things out. I was looking around when a state trooper pulled up. I told him the problem and he started helping me look to see what the problem was. All of a sudden, he said, "Ma'am, I - uh, I think I found your problem."

I turned around and looked at him to see him standing there trying to keep from laughing and holding up this 18-inch vibrating plastic penis. I wanted to die! All I could think to do was grab it, throw it in the back, get in the car, say "Thank you," and drive off. I didn't look back.

Has a stranger ever found one of your sex toys?

If you want to share a story that made your cheeks blush, email me and select Love & Sex as the subject. I'll keep it anonymous!

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