Embarrassing Stories: What's for Dessert?

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Embarrassing moments ... they're proof of Mother Nature's bad sense of humor. And when those embarrassing moments happen when you're trying to impress a guy on a date or during sex (gah!), it's even worse.

But once time has passed and you've gotten a couple of good therapy sessions in, you learn to laugh about those mortifying incidents.

I know today's embarrassing moment has happened to a lot of women, but no one wants to admit to it!


This happened when my boyfriend (now husband) and I first moved in together. He was at work, so I decided to play Betty Homemaker and cooked his favorite dinner. While waiting on him to get home, I showered and made myself all sexy for him. 

He came in, and we ate the tasty meal that I prepared. When we finished eating, he asked me what was for dessert. I ever-so-seductively laid back on the couch and said, "I'm for dessert baby." It worked like a charm until, on his way, er, down, he noticed something. I had a piece of toilet paper stuck to my crotch. He suddenly pointed his finger to it and said, "Uh, honey, you left a piece of tissue there." I was so embarrassed that I quickly got up and ran to the bedroom and cried. But he came in and made me feel better, and we still laugh about it to this day.

Poor girl! Has this ever happened to you?

If you want to share a story that made your cheeks blush, email me and select Love & Sex as the subject. I'll keep it anonymous!

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