Embarrassing Stories: Kinky Foreplay Gone Wrong

chocolate sauceEmbarrassing moments ... they're proof of Mother Nature's bad sense of humor. And when those embarrassing moments happen when you are trying to impress a guy on a date or during sex (gah!), it's even worse.

But, once time has passed and you've gotten a couple of good therapy sessions in, you learn to laugh about those mortifying incidents.

Today's embarrassing moment is a kinky foreplay idea gone terribly wrong.


Around Valentine's Day, I had won a gift basket that was filled with novelty sex toys, lubricants, candles, etc. My fiance wanted to try out the body chocolate which, you're supposed to put on each others' bodies and then lick it off. It actually tasted really good (normally that kind of stuff has a really chemical taste). So we get kind of hot and heavy and he pours the chocolate sauce on me, climbs on top of me, and we start kissing. Suddenly we realize that our skin was literally fused together. Our skin, body hair, everything. We start trying to pull away from each other but it hurt so bad, literally pulling the hair out of our bodies! That stuff was like superglue! We ended up in a ball on the floor, stuck together, laughing hysterically and crying in pain at the same time, trying to separate ourselves from each other. Both of us had red marks all over for like three days. -- anonymous

Have you ever had a kinky experience gone wrong?

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