Body Pillows and Roseanne: 5 Things About My Love Life

1. I don't like to talk about my past love life. It wasn't all that pretty. But I also have very few regrets since all of that stuff led me to the sweet love life I have now with my husband.

2. I think Roseanne & Dan's was the most romantic marriage ever shown on TV.

3. There was an abstract depiction of fellatio in my masters thesis, which I read aloud in front of my whole family. (OMG! Why???)

4. Much to my husband's dismay, we always have an extra in our bed -- my body pillow.

5. All four of my high school boyfriends were at my 20-year high school reunion. I made a point to hug them all, and only one stood freaked out and frozen, like a robot.